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A Guide to Gorgeous Gals at a Match

5 May

Boys! It’s IPL season again and the stands a filling up with tons gorgeous gals from all across the country. And believe us, they come in nearly every type. So we thought we’d give you a heads up on the kind of girls you should keep your eye out for. And also give you a few helpful tips on how to charm her into some fun and flirting.

THE SPORTY TEAMMATE
She’s beautiful, she’s intelligent and, best of all…she’s supporting your team! Now if that doesn’t provide you with the perfect opportunity for flirting, then what does? Strike up a conversation about your favourite player, do a little cheering together and in no time at all, you’ll bowl her over.

THE FEISTY COMPETITION
This little lady is a real handful. And you better watch out… because she’s definitely not on your side. She’s an ardent supporter of the opposing team. But don’t let that stop the flirting. A few intense arguments and a little competitive spirit will ensure some fantastic flirting later. And of course… you can always buy her a drink once her team loses. 😉

THE CUTE BUT CLUELESS ONE
This kinda girl is probably at the match because her friends are here. She’s a total hottie but when it comes to the game…she has no clue at all! So be a gentleman and talk her through the plays, explain all the action. She may or may not like the game. But she’s definitely going to like you!

THE CRICKET KNOW-IT-ALL
You better be well-prepared to take on this femme fatale. Not only is she stunning, her knowledge about the game is unmatched. The trick to impressing a girl like her is respect. Compliment her intelligence, admire her wit and take down her number…just in case you need to discuss the match later. 😀

These are just a few of the many kinds of women you’ll find at a match. And there are lots more waiting to be discovered. So get out there and get the fun flirting and mischief started!

The Best Of Both Worlds

25 Apr

Your date or the match? Why should you have to sacrifice one for the other! Asking you to make this choice is not just unfair, it’s oppressive and brutal!

But what do you do? Your girl just does not get cricket, and you can’t let go of the thrilling promise a match presents! Tricky situation indeed.

Well the good news is, you can have both of them at the same time. And the great news is: we’ll tell you exactly how with three great ideas!

Dirty talk
What’s great commentary to you is Greek to her. So turn the volume down and pick the mic up! Have something mischievous, something flirty or something funny to say for everything that happens on the field. And before you know, you’ll have her looking forward to the next ball!

Whattey Shot
Whenever there’s a 6, a 4 or a wicket, do a shot. Both of you! Better still, make shots together. Mix things, shake them up and ahem, add a twist of mischief to what you’re about to shoot. So her spirits run high, along with the match.

Cheers
Every match needs a cheer squad. Why should your match be any different! Cajole her, charm her, taunt her or manipulate her smartly to be the cheer girl for the match! And if she totally refuses to be taken in by your advances, you be the cheer girl! You’ll have her in splits and more interested than ever!

So, go play! And let the Mischief begin!


Mischief At The Match

20 Apr

The IPL is here again! And if you thought it was only about cricket, well WAKE UP AND SMELL THE MISCHIEF!

There may be 22 players on the field, but there are thousands of women in the stands, waiting just for you! And if you don’t get busy flirting, you are certainly wasting a very valuable ticket. Not to mention, blowing a perfectly good opportunity away.

So how do you bowl a maiden over in the stadium? Here are a few suggestions.

FIRST: PRACTICE BIRD WATCHING

The moment you hit the stadium, open your eyes. Look around for the fluttering ones, the mischievous ones and those fine-legs. And zone in on your target. All the better if she catches your eye. If she doesn’t…

CATCH HER EYE
This is your first major step. Concentrate. Concentrate some more. Get yourself into position around her somewhere and make her turn towards you. Since you are in a stadium, cheer! Crack a loud joke. Make yourself seen. Catch her eye. And don’t forget to smile!

ACCESSORIZE
Pop corn. A flag. A soft drink. Or a glassful of mischief. Run, and get it. This is your way in. Your excuse. Your big chance! So accessorize, pronto and head for your target!

ICE. JUST BREAK IT.
Now begins the final test. Head up to her and hurl the pick up lines in! Here are some lines that might help. (It’s like a conversation, so you know how you can control it.)

You: Excuse me… are you related to Sachin in some way? Like his daughter or something?
She: No! Why do you ask?
You: Well… you look like God made you himself… very carefully…

Here’s another one!

You: Excuse me! Can I borrow a little bit of your popcorn?
She: What? You already have popcorn!
You: Oh! I got that for you. Here. Now can I borrow some?

Make her smile. Or even better, make her laugh! And you are home and safe.

CONVERT
You got her attention. Now charm her. Talk to her about everything under the sun. Make her forget the match and have her eyes only for you. And you can convert your little flirt into a truly exciting adventure!

So next time you step into the stadium for cricket, you know you have to do a little batting yourself! Keep the Mischief going!